Parę słów wprowadzenia. Jimmy Kimmel - prowadzi w Amerykańskiej Stacji ABC swój program komediowy "Jimmy Kimmel Show". Tradycyjnym punktem kończacym każdy odcinek programu były słowa:
"- Serdecznie przepraszam Mata Damona, ale skończył nam się czas". Taka tradycja - o tyle dziwna, że Mat Damon nigdy nie gościł w jego programie. Aż pewnego dnia:
Mat Damon to nie leszcz, z którego można sie do woli nabijać, więc w porozumieniu z dziewczyną Kimmela Sarah Silvermann, zrobili coś takiego:
Wpada w ucho ;-)
Naprawdę wyborna odpowiedź. A co robi facet, który dowiaduje się "publicznie", że jego aktualna dziewczyna nie jest mu do końca wierna?
Tu odpowiedzi pewnie będą różne. Proszę pamiętajcie jednak, że ten facet
1. Ma znajomych ( i to jakich)
2. Ma kasę
3. Ma fantazję i czas antenowy
a cała sprawa dzieję się w Hollywood.
Efekty:
Mały przypisik dla niezbyt rozgarniętych oglądaczy: W ostatnim klipie wystąpili między innymi : Brad Pitt, Robin Williams, Joan Jet, Macy Gray, Cameron Diaz, Meat Loaf, Harrison Ford i oczywiście Jimmy Kimmel i Ben Affleck ;-)
Ps. W komentarzach wrzucam słowa ;-)
2 komentarze:
* Sarah Silverman: Hey Jimmy…it’s me. I’m in ahh, a hotel…I don’t know I’ve been on the road so long I..I don’t even know what city I’m in any more to be honest. Anyway, I’ve been thinking about you a lot, and ahh, I’ve been needing to tell you something. I don’t know why I haven’t but it’s important, I mean we’ve been together for so long, over 5 years, and I still haven’t told you and it’s just not right, so here it goes.
* Sarah Silverman: I’m fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She’s fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: I’m sorry but it’s true
* Sarah Silverman: I’m fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She’s fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: I’m not imagining it’s you
* Sarah Silverman: I’m fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar
* Sarah Silverman: I’m fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She’s fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: While you’re drinking diet Snapple
* Sarah Silverman: I said I’m fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She said she’s fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples? Get it? ‘Cause, ’cause I’m talking about her breasts…
Sarah Silverman: Yeah…it’s…it’s funny…
* Sarah Silverman: Hey Jim, don’t take it bad…Remember all the good times we had…Like the time we went fishing…And we caught a bunch of fish…Then you puked in the bucket…On the fish that we caught…
* Girls: Knock knock!
Boys: Who’s that knocking at my door?
Girls: Imefa!
Boys: Imefa who?
Girls: I’m fucking Matt Damon!
Boys: She’s fucking Matt Damon!
Sarah Silverman: Analyze!
Everyone: F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N…I said F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N
* Sarah Silverman: I’m fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She’s fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: And you know that I ain’t lying
* Sarah Silverman: I said I’m fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She’s fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: Ask The Insider’s Pat O’Brien
The Insider’s Pat O’Brien: It’s true, The Insider has confirmed that she is in fact fucking Matt Damon
* Sarah Silverman: [Remember when] Last week when I was playing Scrabble with you online, I was fucking Matt Damon
* Matt Damon: [Remember when] You went back and forth to do your show and Regis and Kelly’s show, she was DEFINITELY fucking Matt Damon
* Sarah Silverman: [Remember when] I told you I was fucking Matt Damon? I WAS fucking Matt Damon.
* Sarah Silverman: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar
Matt Damon: She’s fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: She’s fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She’s fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: I love L.A.!
* Sarah Silverman: So, that’s it…umm….I think I was clear?
Matt Damon: No, you did great.
Sarah Silverman: Oohh, it was okay. [laughs]
Matt Damon: Pretty damn good.
Sarah Silverman: Ummm, anyway…umm, you know, we had a great run Jim and ahhh, I hope there’s no hard feelings, I hope we can be friends. I’m friends with all my boyfriends, my old boyfriends. If anything isn’t clear or you need closure of some kind, please please call my publicist Amy Zvi at BNCPR. So take care
Matt Damon: You know what? Stop right there….Jimmy we’re out of time…sorry.
Sarah Silverman: [laughs] You are soo bad!
Matt Damon: A little bit, let’s put that guitar down and go fuck Matt Damon…See ya Jimmy.
“I’m Fucking Ben Affleck” Lyrics, Words, Script by Ben Affleck, Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel: Oh, Hi Sarah. It’s been a long time. I guess you’ve been…busy with…Matt Damon. I’ve been busy too. I’ve been thinking about us, and you and him and, I’m happy for you. I really am. He’s a great guy. I mean he’s the sexiest man alive. I found somebodye pretty sexy too. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but…I’m fucking Ben Affleck!
Ben Affleck: He’s fucking Ben Affleck.
Jimmy Kimmel: While you and Matt are swappin’ spit. I said I’m fucking Ben Affleck!
Ben Affleck: He said he’s fucking Ben Affleck. Hey Sarah, he’s got bigger tits.
Jimmy Kimmel: They’re not hairy though, right?
Ben Affleck: No…
Brad Pitt: Excuse me…Is someone here…fucking Ben Affleck?
Jimmy Kimmel: I am! I’m fucking him!
Brad Pitt: Great, sign here.
Jimmy Kimmel: Thank you. [Reads cake] Congratulations on fucking Ben Affleck.
Crowd & Ben: Ahhhh….
Brad Pitt: What did you wish for?
Jimmy Kimmel & Ben Affleck: When we’re together there’s this feeling inside.
It’s like a million butterflies flutterin’ in my behind.
I love the dimples in your chin, I see diamonds in your eyes.
When I’m fucking you Ben Affleck I feel like I can fly.
And our fucking won’t be stopped no matter how hard they try.
Ben Affleck: They can’t stop it.
Jimmy Kimmel: They can’t stop it.
Joan Jett: You won’t tear them apart. You can’t stop this love affair, cause they love f-u-c-k-i-n-g.
Robin Williams: This is not a man crush. He’s fucking our friend Ben.
Don Cheadle: And so we all…we all hope Matt will understand…
Everyone: He’s fucking Ben
Pete Wentz & Dominic Monaghan: Fucking Ben Affleck
Perry Farrell: Yeah, Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.
Everyone: Just like prison.
Macy Gray: He’s fucking Ben…Ben Affleck’s his guy.
Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Oh, it’s through the fucking night and day…
Lance Bass: Just ask Huey!
Cameron Diaz: Okay, I’ll ask him Huey, did you see them fuck at all?
Huey Luis: Yes, I saw them fuck. They were in a bathroom stall.
Josh Groban: Oooohhh ooohhhh oohhh he’s fucking Ben, fucking Ben Affleck. He’s fuuuucking Bennnn!
Everyone: He’s fucking Ben. He’s fucking Ben Affleck!
Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison!
Meatloaf & Everyone: He’s fucking Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!
Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Do the fucking every way.
Dicky Barrett: Just ask Don Cheadle!
Don Cheadle: Ooohhhh ooohhh ooohhh he’s fucking Ben.
Everyone: He’s fucking Ben Affleck!
[Harrison Ford blows a kiss to Ben and Jimmy]
Everyone: Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.
Christina Applegate & Rebecca Romijn: Just like prison!
Everyone: He’s fucking Ben! Fucking Ben Affleck. Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison. He’s fucking Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!
Huey Luis & Cameron Diaz: They’ve been making sweet sweet love, Ben and Jimmy!
Josh Groban: That was pretty fuckin’ good.
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